Merry Christmas Everyone

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone. I'll be on vacation so enjoy your New Years Eve parties and I look forward to seeing you next year!

Don't forget to keep track of Santa tonight.

And in case you desperately need a brain teaser to get you through, here's a nice one for Santa.

Vacation From School

In how many ways can you arrange 100 identical stones into 3 piles so that each pile has at least 1 stone in it.

Four Brothers Born Together

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

Who are they?

Electricity Jokes

Since I'm happy to have electricity this Friday (as opposed to last Friday), here are some jokes to get you through the weekend.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How is energy conservation like a baseball team?
What is burned by cars driven late at night?

I Have a Big Head

I know what my job is,
The point has been made.
You say I have a big head,
And you're right, I'm afraid.
Put me in my place,
And then leave me alone.
What I need most,
Is someone to drive me home.

Dropping the Steel Ball in Jamaica

In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?

Four Way Stop

Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?

The Name Gives Away the Guilty Party

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.

Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police. "I was walking by Mr. Tidy`s house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit."

"I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body."

"So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward."

The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy. How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

Fill the Mind With Light

I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light.
I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear.
With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow.
What I will show you will often be unreachable.
Journey with me and what you see may haunt you.
Journey with me and you may never want to return home.
Journey with me and you will never know when it will end.
What am I?

White Bird Flyin

White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?

Do You See What I See?

I can name three things with eyes that cannot see. Can you name three or more?

Taking it Easy on a Monday Morning

Almost everyone sees me without noticing me,
For what is beyond is what he or she seeks.
What am I?

Anagrams Are Here Again

1) So heartwarming. Said like a poet.

2) What moronity!

3) Cautionary: "Eh?"


Don't look below unless you want some clues.










Hint: Ignore the ?:".
Hint 2: (Applies to 1) "xxxx xx x xxxxxx xxxxx." - Aristotle
Hint 3: The letters in Aristotle are taking from the phrase.

By Request, Some Anagrams

Re-arrange the following phrases into more common ones.

1) Obey, Launch a Battle

2) Well-aware, outspoken act

3) Alien voyageur?

A Very Special Day

Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m.

What was it?

Again, Again!

Like yesterday, each of the following represent common phrases, sayings or just plain words.  Your job is to figure them out.

1)

W you

A have

Y the

2)

L

I   L

B     Y

3) 

poBASSnd

4)

hacashnd

5) 

deredro

Back to the Rebus

That's right.  It's time once again for the rebus to re-appear.

Each of the following represent common phrases, sayings or just plain words.  Your job is to figure them out.

Example:

MT
TP

represents Empty Teepee.

1)

E CUSES

2)

T M
A U

H S
W T

3)

Chee

Chee

Chee

4)

thing 2 do

5)

Gone Gone Gone Gone

1. Gotten
2. Gotten
3. Gotten